The Momo Slate

Honestly, I would change my name and leave the country if anyone tried to subpoena my text messages.

And I don't mean the depressing, chaotic "news" that's rocking our world, I mean the news that actually has little effect on our lives with the exception of giving us many Instagram stories to share...

I really try not to be a Bravo elitist, but when you can trace your roots back to NYC Prep, Work Out, Rachel Zoe Project…it does give you SOME street cred. And here’s my hot take: I’m loving AND hating Bravo right now! (Alexa, play Happy and Sad by Kacey Musgraves).

I imagine it can be very difficult to nail a look and sometimes you think you did but then someone sitting at home behind a computer is not into it, and that person is me.

If you’re new here, sometimes I don’t love or hate an outfit, I find it just “meh”. Here are the looks that didn't inspire me to love or strongly dislike!

It was refreshing to have SO many submissions for The Best Dressed list - the ladies BROUGHT IT!

A LOT has changed in the 8 years since I last posted on The Momo Slate! I'm excited to be back - let's have some fun!